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4月21日 interesting nighthey
monday night was an interesting night it started off with me and jew boy with some intense driving by the way jew nice relly nice, we arived at our destination one of my friends turned 18 yes i know 18 is the age u turn and become a man HAHAHAHAHA not this guy. As u do at these events alcohol is present and this event was no exception so the drinking began after a bottle of vodka was polished off (most of which i drank) by this time we were all drunk except jew boy who chose to remain sober, we ate dinner and decided to go for a walk around town so we headed off in search of more alcohol not that we needed any. when we got the the shop it was shut so we headed home on the way home one of us decided to swing off a street sign and after that decided to re-align a stop sign and a give way sign after running the hell away from the signs we arrived home where more alcohol was comsumed and then a movie was put on ricky gervais' anaimals i think was the title any who the parts i remember it was bloody funny so go rush out and get it, when that finished bed time arrived my head had just reached a nice pillow when a certain person u know who u are decided they would vomit as soon as the vomit arrived tim and i left the room and crashed upstairs got comfortable well tim was then we had a chat then for some reason i started to do push ups not just anyold push ups the ones where u make a fist then do push ups and i went flat bikkies, then more convisation then went to sleep, i was in the best and deepest sleep when i was awoken by jew boy poking me or punching me i cant remember anywho got up did some stuff then was drivin home by jew boy and more intense driving, bloody awesome then i arrived at home and had a little nap.
The end
ps. Bentley for President
3月6日 thing i dont likehello this is a blog which will inforn u on some of the things i dislike alot
1 when ur driving going the speed limit people following u so close behind u that u can tell the colour of their eyes grrrrr and bentley when u read this we all know that u do it and if u dont stop someone will puts the moves on u and u will become a batty boy.
2 Gossipers i really really dont like gossipers they are FILTH even worse then people who steal theving little wankers.
3 i also dont like bad drivers for example the other day i was driving home from school and some old lady didnt give way to me at a rounda bout the funny thing was when she thought i was gonig to hit she made this face and it was the funnyiest face ever it was a face mixed with shock and fear of pain and all those things mixed together
well my mother is pestering me so i must go now there are soem things that bother me which is pretty much what botheres eveyother person but meh i shared it with u
bye bye 2月16日 concoctionsrecentley our group have been making concoctions which i have found myself drinking to the horrer of the group, one concoction brewed up today was coke, water, panadol, iced coffe milk, pretsels and vanilla malt milk. Which i drank and strangely enjoyed anywho that was all i had to say so bye bye all
see u in the future
1月14日 17well that time has come on thuesday i went for my p's and i got them yay, i think its kinda weird driving on ur own after spending all that time with ur parents with u then u have no one its weird but good 1月1日 yoits been a while since me last entry, its a new year YAY only six days till me birthday and 12 till timmy's yay timmy id just like to add something before i forget everyone bentley is very very gay in all the meaning of the word and tim mate i hope u find that person who keeps leaving interesting comments on ur blog. I must b off now i shall see u all later 10月14日 Funny joke>A little long but well worth the read > > > > > >Love the woman who shared this... > >All hair removal methods have tricked us with >their promises of easy, painless removal - The >Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. > >My night began as any other normal weekday night. >Come home, fix dinner, and play with the kids. I >then had the thought that would ring painfully in >my mind for the next few hours: Maybe I should >pull the wax out of the medicine cabinet. So I >headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It >was one of those cold wax kits. No melting a >clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips >together in your hand and then they get warm and >you peel them apart, press it to your leg (or >wherever else) and hair comes right off. > >No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean I'm >no girly girl, but I am mechanically inclined >enough that I can figure it out. YA THINK!!!* > >So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two >strips facing each other stuck together. Instead >of rubbing them together, I get out the hair dryer >and heat it to 1000 degrees. Cold wax my rear end >(Oh how this phrase haunts me!) > >I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin >around it tight and pull. OK so it wasn't the best >feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this! >Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-ra, >fighter of all wayward body hair and smooth skin >extraordinaire. With my next wax strip I move north. > >After checking on the kids, I sneak back into the >bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting >championship. I drop my panties and place one foot >on the toilet. Using the same procedure I apply >the was strip across the right side of bikini >line, covering the right half of my v-g-na and >stretching down to the inside of my butt cheek >(Yes, it was a long strip). I inhale deeply and >brace myself. RRRRIIIPPP!!!! > >I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!!....OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! >Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed >to pull off half of the strip. Crap!!! Another >deep breath and RRIIPP. Everything is swirly and >spotted. Do I hear crashing drums??? OK, back to >normal. I want to see my trophy - A wax covered >strip with my hairy pelt that has caused me so >much pain, sticking to it. I want to revel in the >glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold >up the strip! There's no hair on it. > >Where is the hair? WHERE IS THE WAX??? Slowly I >ease my head down, foot still perched on the >toilet. I see the hair. The hair that should be on >the strip. I touch. I am touching wax. Crap. I run >my fingers over the most sensitive part of my >body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair. > >Then I make the next BIG >mistake...................remember my foot is >still propped up on the toilet. I know I need to >do something. So I put my foot down. Noo!!!!!!!! I >hear the slamming of the cell door. V-g-n- Sealed >shut. Butt?? Sealed shut. I penguin walk around >the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and >think to myself "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. > >My head may pop off. > >Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll run the >hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get >in, immerse the wax covered bits and the wax >should melt and I can gently wipe it off right??? > >*WRONG!!!!!!!* > >I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter >than that used to torture prisoners of war or >sterilize surgical equipment - I sit. Now, the >only thing worse that having your nether >businesses glued together is having them glued >together and then glued to the bottom of the tub. >In scalding hot water. Which, by the way, doesn't >melt cold wax. So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub!! > >God bless the man that convinced me I should have >a phone in the bathroom!!!!! > >I call my friend thinking surely she's waxed >before and has some secret of how to get me >undone. It's a very good conversation starter "So, >my butt and who-ha are stuck to the bottom of the >tub!" There is a slight pause. She doesn't have a >secret trick but does try to hide the laughter >from me. She wants to know exactly where the >wax is located on bottom "Are we talking cheeks or hole or what?" > >She's laughing out loud by now...I can hear her. I >give her the rundown and she suggests I call the >number on the side of the box. > >YEAH!!!!! Right!! I should be the joke of someone >else's night. While we go through various >solutions. I resort to scraping the wax off with >a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your >girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, >stuck to the tub in super hot water and then dry >shaving the sticky wax off!! By now the brain >is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and >I slip into glazed donut land. My friend is >still talking with me and my hand reaches towards >the saving grace.... the lotion they give you to >remove the excess wax. What do I really have to >lose at this point? > >I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!!!!!! The scream >probably woke the kids, scared the dickens out of >my friend, but I really don't care. "IT WORKS!! It works!!" > >I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and >she hangs up. I successfully remove the remainder >of the wax and then notice to my grief and >despair..................................THE HAIR >IS STILLTHERE.......................ALL OF >IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. So I shaved it off. > >Heck, I'm numb at this point. > >Next week I'm going to try hair coloring...... > |
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